
Yeah, so I know I went on and on about how I was going to post SO MUCH during Conference. And, like most of this narcissistic scene, I HATE waiting WEEKS for posts/pictures/videos to go up. Yet, here I am doing the same shit. I suck. Blah, blah, blah.
So, wanna know what happened? I slept on the Gansevoort's (not-so) plush carpet, a bench at PS14, 3rd Street Beach and, finally, in the driver's seat of my car when I was too tired to walk inside after an 18-hour drive home. I got bitched out by the management. I got a Scion haircut. I spent all my money by Friday and dipped into the petty cash. I ducked under velvet ropes. I dissed elevated booths with DJ Sega. I drank Sparks AND Mickey's. I saw every person that has crossed my path in the last 10 years (minus, notably, Michna, The Arab Parrot, Spankrock, Amanda Blank and Mapei). I was proposed to. I got dicked over on the cab fare by Hollywood royalty. I FORGOT TO TAKE PICTURES! Lil John stalked me. Lost and found my Blackberry 3x in one night. Twitter was ALIVE! I got LOTS of glass in my feet. I wrote a book with Frankie at The Room. I ate a cookie.
So, yep, a typical WMC in so many ways -- blurry. And, I'm sad to say that I wasn't as studious about my music this year as usual. To be honest, there weren't that many new faces (or old faces with new sounds) that excited me. I had my agenda and the dozen or so others that come along with knowing and hanging with so many people but in the end I was waiting for sets to just swallow me. Sometimes it useless to pre-plan what's going to be amazing. I definitely stumbled upon some goodness.
My favs? (in no particular order)
1) Hardy Boys in the Standard Spa

Duh. These dudes are amazing, I was IN A SPA DRINKING FREE MOET and Jake Jefferson shared a tub with Lloydski. Disco shower dude in a Speedo was the best!
2) U Don't Like Me, I Don't Like U at O.H.W.O.W. Gallery

Easily my favorite spot in Miami because it's mad chill and A-ron (and Karina!) are the shit. 8 beers and a banana for $8 from the bodega across the street. Drop the Lime, DJ Sega and South Rakkas Crew KILLED IT. Diplo + Lil John was interesting but I was a little too drunk and distracted 'cause I thought my foot was broken and I had glow stick poisoning (don't ask).
3) Felix the Housecat at Florida Room

This shit was RIDICULOUS. I left Purdy thinking WMC really was, finally, over and I fell into the Housecat with Lil John (again) holding it down on the private afterparty tip. Only, maybe, 20-30 heads in the place. I didn't think I EVEN liked House...
The few times I remembered I had a camera.Hopefully some kind souls will give me some pics...pretty please?!?

I get by with a little help from my friends: Joel, Nayara, Robert, Lyla, Ani, Samantha, Andrew, Poncho, Laura, Emily, Jose, James, Caleb, Neil, Haran, Jonny, Nina, Jimmy, Craig, Ambar + everyone. xo.